you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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