So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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