she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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