The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize