We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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