i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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