LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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