it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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