Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
