He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Randomize
