dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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