I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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