I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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