Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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