Farmville is her only friend.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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Sext me about skeletons
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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