There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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