This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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