I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize