sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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