Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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