Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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