I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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