Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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