Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Goodbee
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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