im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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