So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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