What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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