WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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