Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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