question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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