Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Hippo gnu deer
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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