Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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