I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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