i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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