If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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