i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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