oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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