I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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