Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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