I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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