6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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