I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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