would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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