Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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