3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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