So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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