It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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