I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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