We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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