u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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