I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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