You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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