So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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