if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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