i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
dude. I can hear the air.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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