3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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