just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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